Sabermetrics

he dropped the brawl in the onfield
AOWP! DER
he drooled the bowlpen bracketing an algorithm
(which did not allow for this)

i ran over the matter for a wit hitting behind the
miffins moaning some suffles pythagenpated
a human rain delay extirpated the bleachers

BABIP BABIP a palpable hit! blending the birdbits--birds are not located in the boldbin
(the algorithm cannot handle numbers larger than 5)
as it exceeded
inspectations

the birds keening in the boldbin
The algorithm did not allow for birds

--ES